A conversation
Galapagos
by Kurt Vonnegut
Wait and Ortiz
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The price tag was still stapled to the hem of Wait's crackling new shirt, and Ortiz, very politely and in good English, told him so.

"Oh?" said Wait. He knew the tag was there, and he wanted it to remain there. But he went through a charade of self-mocking embarrassment and seemed about to pluck off the tag. But then, as though overwhelmed by sorrow he was trying to flee from, appeared to forget all about it.

Wait was a fisherman, and the price tag was his bait, a way of encouraging strangers to speak to him, to say in one way or another what Ortiz had said "Excuse me, Senor, but I can't help noticing-"

Wait was registered at the hotel under the name on his bogus Canadian passport, which was Willard Flemming. He was a supremely successful swindler.

Ortiz himself was in no danger from him, but an unescorted woman who looked as though she had a little money, and who was without a husband and past childbearing, surely would have been. Wait had so far courted and married seventeen such persons-- and then cleaned out their jewelry boxes and safe deposit boxes and bank accounts and disappeared.